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Jan. 1, 1993
NEW ORLEANS -- Miami is No. 1. It will stay that way.
Alabama doesn't have a hope, or a prayer, or a shot in the dark of upsetting
the Hurricanes for the national championship in tonight's Sugar Bowl. And
it won't even be close. Alabama will be trounced, clobbered, mauled, devastated,
humiliated and left for dead. The Crimson Tide will not roll, not even a
little bit. Tonight you will experience low Tide. Probably even ebb Tide.
You wouldn't even have to hike up your pant legs to wade in what be left of
this Tide after the Hurricanes pass through. Here are the reasons why:
Reason No. 1: ATTITUDE
The Alabama people are just too darned nice. They're too respectful. All
their players act as if Bear Bryant is waiting in the woodshed with a whittled
switch if they misbehave. This may be OK in the SEC, where everybody is like
that. But how can you build up a nice healthy hatred for a renegade school
like Miami if you spend most of your time acting like Sunday school teachers?
You may not like Miami, but they have an attitude. And you NEED an attitude.
Just listen to Miami wide receiver Lamar Thomas: "I try to talk to the defensive
back as much as possible. When he starts listening, that's when I know I
have him in my back pocket."
Reason No. 2: AIR POWER
Alabama believes in establishing its running game. That's dandy, except for
the fact that tonight the only running the Crimson Tide will do is running
onto the field, and then running off it. Alabama will not be able to move
the ball. It won't be able to BUDGE the ball. You will need calipers to measure
Alabama's productivity on the ground. So then the Alabama playres will have
to throw. And they won't be able to do that, either. And they'll commit turnovers.
And then the Miami players will boogie and gyrate as they create a new dance
for the occasion. See, Alabama's quarterback is a guy named Jay Barker. He
is a nice young man, and when he regains consciousness late tonight, I hope
he has a plan for the future that features him as a constructive member of
society. Because when the fraternity brothers of I Slamma 'Bama get through
with him, the only football he'll ever want to play is Nintendo. Miami, on
the other hand, has a Heisman Trophy winner at quarterback in Gino Torretta,
a formidable offensive line and a fine group of receivers. "We're too talented,"
Miami wideout Kevin Williams said. He speaks the truth.
Reason No. 3: COACHING
Don't get me wrong. I like Gene Stallings. He's a terrific coach. He has
restored much of the luster to the Alabama tradition. And he has his club
on the brink of a national title. But he made a big boo-boo Thursday night.
He kept his players at their hotel, the Hilton, instead of packing them up
and taking them to some secret location, a la John Thompson of Georgetown
and, for that matter, Dennis Erickson of Miami. "They showed Bourbon Street
on TV," Erickson said Thursday. "I'm glad I wasn't there. It's unbelievable,
all the hoopla....We'll go to someplace so remote even I won't know where
it is." That's good. For a game of this magnitude, you have, in no particular
order, groupies, derelicts, boosters, maniacs, spouses of boosters, students,
drifters, children of boosters and drunken rednecks scattered throughout
the teams' hotels, trying to get a piece of the action. This isn't good..
On the night before a game, the team needs to stay together, avoid distractions
at all costs and focus on the task at hand. Stallings, though, has chosen
to keep his team in the middle of the madness. Big mistake. Most teams look
confused and disoriented against Miami anyway. Tonight Alabama will look
that way during pre-game introductions.
Reason No. 4: KARMA
You just get the overwhelming feeling that its Miami's year again. Little
things are adding up. Alabama lost one of its best linebackers for the Sugar
Bowl when Michael Rogers was injured in a Christmas Eve car accident. Miami
survived the Pell Grant scandal and Hurricane Andrew and the loss of star
defensive end Rusty Medaris and is still brazen as ever.
Tonight the Tide won't roll. It will roll over.